Footie RoX My SoX

Rumour: AVB To Be Sacked

2011-11-24T12:57:00.003+08:00

Due to a bad string of performances, some suspect that Abramovich might just give his new manager the boot out of Stamford Bridge. AVB has said he has confidence to help the team succeed but hey, one cannot stop the rumours flowing out of the Bridge.

Honestly, I don't want him to get sacked. Can we get another gorgeous manager like him? Not in the next 50 years...

Zlatan's Best (And Shocking) Quotes From His New Autobiography

2011-11-11T11:20:00.005+08:00

Who Ate All The Pies has the complete list which they have compiled.

To sum up, a lot of bad things said about Guardiola and praises for Mourinho, criticism on Messi,etc.

Read it for yourselves.

French Team Arrives In Clairefontaine

2011-11-11T11:16:00.003+08:00

Taking care of the bags?? Well, France is famous for pickpockets. You never know.
Les Bleus' schedule.

Pictures taken from the French Football Federation's official website.

Fabio Capello To Miss Son's Wedding To Be At England-Spain Clash

2011-11-11T10:57:00.003+08:00

Fabio Capello has sacrificed his son's wedding to be for England when they face Spain.

Initially, the game was planned on Friday which was convenient for Capello as he could just take the next flight and go for his son, Pierfillipo's wedding to long-time partner Titiana which will take place the next day.

Unfortunately, the Spanish FA extended it to Saturday to give some resting time to the Barcelona players after their Copa del Rey match against L'Hospitalet.

However, according to Capello, his son won't mind his dad not being present at the wedding because the couple already have two kids and wedding is "just a formality to complete." Yes, marriage is just that.

Petr Cech Gone Almost Star Wars

2011-11-11T10:50:00.003+08:00

After a nose injury sustained by Petr Cech, he got his head-gear evolved to ease the healing process. This newly designed gear makes his blue eyes pop :)

So, Chelsea FC posted on their Facebook of what they think Petr will look next year.

May the Force Be With You, Petr. Stop being so injury prone!!!

Manchester United's Gaffe With The Sign

2011-11-11T10:43:00.003+08:00

No one realised it. No one did realise that the 'S' was fixed upside down.
United have admitted their mistake and confirmed to make things right.

I can't help it but to laugh.

Javi Martinez and David Villa Admiring Xabi's Hair

2011-11-11T10:38:00.002+08:00

Maybe because his hair was made perfect. I am guessing it is his Basque genes.

La Furia Roja unveiled their 'furia' red kits for Euro 2012. Maybe the boys had nothing nicer to look at.

Rio Ferdinand Considering Modelling After Football?

2011-11-11T10:32:00.004+08:00

This interesting item of clothing (man-jumpsuit??) was given by his kids for his birthday and papa Ferdy decided to flaunt it by tweeting it. Certainly booked his place in the United lad's victim for bullying this week.

Football, restaurant, online magazine, clothing line...Hats off to you, Rio!

Shakira Receives Star on the Walk of Fame

2011-11-11T10:24:00.004+08:00

A certain belly-dancing WAG of Gerard Pique has received a star on the famous Walk of Fame in California with her parents company who couldn't really approve of their daughter lying on the dirty carpet, I suppose. Shakira also received the Person of the Year of Hollywood. Lucky gal.

Picture taken from Socialite Life

Funny Fans

2011-11-08T11:06:00.003+08:00

As Paul Walsh was reporting about Portsmouth's game against Nottingham Forest, a fan took the opportunity to earn his 15 minutes of fame.

Ain't it easy nowadays to be famous and still make a fool of yourself?

I love England and her people.

Duped Fans By Fake Maradona

2011-11-08T11:02:00.002+08:00

Some excited fans spotted Mr. Maradona near the bear halls of Munich before the clash between Bayern Munich and Napoli.

The only problemo is that this ain't Maradona at all. It is a Turkish impersonator called Abi Atici who uses his Maradona look-alike ability to make some cash.

Pre-Match Internet Surfing

2011-11-08T10:35:00.002+08:00

The Galactico boys all staring,smiling,analzying something on the computer. You know where this is going right?

Suarez The Kid

2011-11-08T10:13:00.002+08:00

Like a kid in a candy store. Two words; GROW UP.

A Letter To Sir Alex Ferguson

2011-11-06T14:55:00.008+08:00

Nov 6 1986 - An angel landed on the hallowed turfs of OT to save United and lead us into the peak of football.

Dear Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson,

As a supporter of one of the greatest clubs in the world, it is hard to be not biased. The praises we tell and the chants we sing in the stands at Old Trafford shows our devoted and unconditional love to you. It is the least we can do to thank your day-to-day efforts by helping your players deal with the omnipresent pressures that fellow footballers face in their personal and professional lives.

However, it feels even better when you are praised by footballers belonging to rivals as well as the managers you face weekly in England and in Europe. To name all would take hours but the amount of respect given to you is unparalleled by none.

For the past 25 years, you have created and recreated teams. You have developed the youngsters of Manchester and now, they are found in almost every list that includes the words "greatest, best, legends,etc."

Your students have now become managers of their own but they still will never forget the help you have done for them. They use you as their role model and example to reach a bit of what you have achieved.

Even though your anger has subsided over the years, your determination to win and to be the best has not reduced. In fact, with every trophy you've won, the fire within has grown more and more.

Ever since you took over and brought Manchester United success, no one has ever stopped praising you. And yet, you still show the humility that can be easily thrown away when someone reaches even a tenth of where you have achieved. Hey, now you have a stand named after you!Many doubted, criticized and complained about you but the best part of victory is proving to those that thought that victory was unattainable for you.

That is what makes one truly a great human being.

I was not alive to experience your entire journey but I am proud to have been part of the whirlwind journey that a United fan is obligated to endure. The defeats, the European Cup defeats, the extremely bad results but also the trophies, the last minute victories, the goals that seem hard to believe,etc.

I am proud to call myself a Manchester United supporter and you are the pivotal reason behind it.

Thank you Sir Alex.

Patrice Evra Makes Fun of Sir Alex

2011-11-02T11:39:00.002+08:00

Make sure SAF doesn't see it. Or Patrice is dead.

And Solskjaer Has Won IT!!!!!!

2011-11-02T11:16:00.004+08:00

In his first year as Molde coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has won the Norwegian league for his childhood club. Before taking on the post as number one for the 100 year old club, Solskjaer was a reserve's coach for United.

Former team-mate Beckham says he could be the next manager at United. "He’s such a great guy. He was a great player but an even better person. It couldn’t have happened to a better person. Congratulations to Ole. Maybe he will be Man United manager one day, that would be nice. But for now, I think United are happy with Sir Alex Ferguson.”

Sir Alex even said he had texted him his congratulations the day before he was playing thinking he had already won the league. “I texted him on Saturday thinking he had won the league but he was playing on Sunday. It is a great achievement considering this is his first year. He had a great spell with our reserve team so he wasn’t coming into the job blind but it is fantastic news.”

Molde FK fans celebrating!!! OLE OLE OLE!!!

Here is an interview with Ole from the Republik of Mancunia.

Ballon D'Or 2011 List Is Out!

2011-11-02T11:11:00.003+08:00

Two words; Spanish Domination.

Player nominees: Eric Abidal (France), Sergio Aguero (Argentina), Karim Benzema (France), Iker Casillas (Spain), Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal), Dani Alves (Brazil), Samuel Eto'o (Cameroon), Cesc Fabregas (Spain), Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Thomas Muller (Germany), Nani (Portugal), Neymar (Brazil), Mesut Ozil (Germany), Gerard Pique (Spain), Wayne Rooney (England), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), Luis Suarez (Uruguay), David Villa (Spain), Xabi Alonso (Spain), Xavi (Spain).

Coach nominees: Vicente Del Bosque (Spain/Spain national team), Sir Alex Ferguson (Scotland/Manchester United FC), Rudi Garcia (France/Lille OSC), Pep Guardiola (Spain/FC Barcelona), Jurgen Klopp (Germany/Borussia Dortmund), Joachim Low (Germany/Germany national team), Jose Mourinho (Portugal/Real Madrid), Oscar Tabarez (Uruguay/Uruguay national team), Andre Villas-Boas (Portugal/FC Porto, Chelsea, Arsène Wenger (France/Arsenal).

[ List taken from the Telegraph]

Downing & Gerrard Visit Safari Park, Giraffe Does Not Like Gerrard.

2011-11-02T10:42:00.003+08:00

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard and Stewart Downing were pictured together at Knowsley Safari Park, organised with the England Footballers Foundation to meet their youngs fans who are also sufferers from leukaemia and the boys had a chance spend some time with their heroes.

TAKE TWO:
The giraffe seems to be more interested in Downing. Even giraffes don't like Gerrard.

Picture taken from Kickette

Isabella Kakà and Her Cute Tiny Fingers

2011-11-02T10:31:00.002+08:00

Proud daddy posted this pic on his Facebook page after his girl turned six months. Isn't she too adorable???

Picture taken from Kickette

A Photo Just Isn't Good Enough, Iker.

2011-10-27T11:14:00.004+08:00

Iker Casillas was late to training on a certain day due to a certain problem or an epidemic caused by urbanisation : traffic jams. - _-

Apparently, he sent this picture as proof to manager Mourinho as well as an apology in hopes of showing his innocence. Alas, that Portugese dude fines Iker.

Not your day, Iker.

Picture taken from Who Ate All The Pies.

Blast From The Past: Young And Sexy Pep Guardiola

2011-06-08T13:00:00.002+08:00

I have to say that I went speechless for about 2 minutes after my eyes caught this picture. You cannot deny that he was (and still is) one of the sexiest football managers in the world.

I am still in love with this picture.

Paul Scholes Has Retired

2011-06-02T13:07:00.006+08:00

The Ginger Prince has retired. His retirement was a typical Paul Scholes announcement. Not when the season was on or before the final against Barcelona but when everyone had left for holidays and international duty.

It was sad that Paul Scholes' last game had to end in a defeat but his contributions will never be forgotten.

A proof of how Paul Scholes is admired by Barcelona players. Five FC Barcelona players wanted to swap shirts with Paul Scholes last night. Andrés Iniesta beat them all to it.

Scholes may have hung up his boots but will join United's coaching staff next season. A real bonus as he can help develop our young midfielders.

Sir Alex said " Paul has always been fully committed to this club and I am delighted he will be joining the coaching staff from next season. Paul has always been inspirational to players of all ages and we know that will continue in his new role."

A testimonial will be played in August.

P.S: Sorry for my lack of posting. It has been a while. I won't be that active on Blogging until October. So sorry but after that, I will post every day!!

Declaration Of Dating??

2011-02-07T13:46:00.002+08:00

Gerard Pique posted a pic of him at his B'day party and guess which other famous person (besides Puyol) was there? His rumoured gal Shakira..

With all the we-are-not-dating comments from both parties, is this pic a declaration of dating?

The Retiring Bunch : VDS And Neville

2011-02-05T09:00:00.002+08:00

Gary Neville has announced his retirement with immediate effect while Edwin van der Sar will retire at the end of the season.

Ahh..The memories.

The Old Boys Club : Sexism Still Exists

2011-01-30T10:06:00.002+08:00

Gray sacked, Keys resigned. What a week! I can now enjoy my Premier League football without listening to the annoying voices of a Gareth Bale kiss-asser and a Scouser. And sexists. Idiots.
Fun Fact: Sian Massey, the beautiful lady entwined in this whole saga is actually a PE teacher at a school in Coventry. Weird but true..

España World Champions - Simpson Style by Matt Groening

2011-01-22T18:29:00.003+08:00

I like Puyol's Simpson's version. And Xavi. And Iniesta. And why didn't he forget to dye Torres' hair??

Lionel Messi : Decoded

2011-01-21T16:48:00.005+08:00

So, for all you people who are slowly recovering from the fact that Messi missed a penalty and those Madridistas who are having a fiesta right now with all your pipas, adidas has released a new advert telling the secret to Leo Messi's success. Or is it?

Is it also a cheeky slap in the face at Nike after their "Write The Future" ad took the football world by storm and in the process, cursing the poor players (and Roger Federer) who all appeared as the main story line of the story i.e Rooney, Ronaldo, etc. ??

Or more directed at CR7 as well?

Someone on youtube pointed out this. "CR7 at 0:44 and 1:00" . Watch it. And Feel it.

Messi Misses Penalty In Barcelona Loss, And Showing The World That He Is Only A Human

2011-01-21T16:43:00.002+08:00

Barcelona's 3-1 lose to Betis in the Copa Del Rey was not the least shocking news of the day. Lionel Messi, probably the greatest ever, missed a penalty. Missed. MISSED.MISSSEEDD!!!!

Anyway *calms self* , we also need to realize that Messi is only human and makes mistake like anyone else. Because he is human. Not alien.

If he was, he would be the cute one, though.

BBC Sport Reporter Calls Eric Cantona A "C*nt"

2011-01-21T16:39:00.003+08:00

There are those days where every one of us have that occasional slip-of-the-tongue which may end up offending other people and getting beaten up in the process. Don't ask.

Well, this BBC reporter dude accidentally called Eric Cantona a cunt after a advert on Eric Cantona's new role with reincarnating of NY Cosmos.

No one calls the King such profanities. Vive Le Roi!

Drake In Carrington With Rio

2011-01-19T04:51:00.003+08:00

Rio's friend/rapper Drake was given a tour by rio of Carrington Training Ground and rioferdy5
posted this picture of Drake in Manchester United gear, also making sure that he can never change his footie allegiance. Never. Or.Else.

Barca Puppets WIth No Facial (Or Hair-ial) Accuracy

2011-01-19T04:48:00.001+08:00

Why is Puyol's hair straight? THE TARZAN IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT!!!!!

Pienaar Announces Switch To Spurs Via Twitter

2011-01-19T04:44:00.003+08:00

Au revoir Everton, 'ello Spurs! Steven Pienaar using modern tech to announce departure?

Thoughts.....?

Image via The Spoiler

Messi Craze Induced Week

2011-01-13T17:59:00.003+08:00

This week has been filled with too much Lionel Messi. But I am certainly not complaning.

Messi's award speech.... Skip for those who despise humility and oh, Barcelona.

Our boy, Lionel Messi won the FIFA Ballon D'Or for the 2nd time (in a row!!) with teammates Iniesta and Xavi coming behind. And the MOST IMPORTANT information, he is wearing a tux by Dolce & Gabbana.

Later in the plane, the three nominees as well as unbleeding Pique toasted good luck with some bubblay...

Messi was at the Camp Nou with his trophy a couple of days later to parade his trophy with Andres and Xavi. Off Topic: His smile brighten's up my day...

Oh yeah, as usual Messi scored a superb goal against Betis in the Copa Del Rey. Typical stuff from Messi and Iniesta who assisted the Messiah.

Mourinho Cries During Sneijder's Speech

2011-01-12T05:49:00.001+08:00

I suddenly love him even more. The Special One has a sensitive side!

Manchester United Youth Player Scores A Stunner

2011-01-12T05:44:00.003+08:00

Paul Pogba, the boy who almost made United sued by his former club, Le Havre scored a stunner David Beckham would be proud of in the FA Youth Cup against Portsmouth.

I knew he was good but this boy is something special.

Ryan Babel Posts Howard Webb-In-A-United shirt on Twitter, Gets Himself Into Trouble

2011-01-10T17:59:00.003+08:00

Ryan " the rap star" Babel posted a Photoshopped picture of Howard Webb after Liverpool's 1-0 loss to Manchester United. Webb is of course, one of the officials who refereed the FA Cup tie which included a 2nd minute penalty and a Gerrard red card.

Now, Babs gives another headache for King Kenny as the FA are investigating it and well chances are, he'll be suspended for a couple of games alongside with Mr. Steven Gerrard Liverpool.

Ryan posted the pic and later tweeted, "And they call him one of the best referees? That's a joke. SMH."

Poor Ol' Woy: Sacked, Replaced By King Kenny

2011-01-08T19:36:00.004+08:00

Roy Hodgson has left his post as Liverpool manager with club legend Kenny Dalglish put in charge until the end of the season.

I never hated Roy even if he managed Liverpool. A great manager. He was just at a club with overly fickle fans who chant another manager's name every other minute.

Oh by the way, since "King Kenny" is now manager, this question will definitely come to people's mines. Can managers even have Twitter? :O

Sergio Busquets Tackles Xavi - His Own Teammate

2011-01-08T06:43:00.001+08:00

Sergio Busqi showing Xavi how to tackle. And funnily enough, Sergio did NOT play act by going down to the pitch.

Mourinho Slips In The Dugout

2011-01-06T04:27:00.003+08:00

Senor Mourinho is a bit unlucky at dugouts after his move to Madrid. Previously, he accidentally hit his head on the dugout and required attention from the physios.

The New Year began with another unfortunate event after he slipped on his way inside the dugout. Is it a dugout curse?

Funnily, he is still cool as a rock even when falling.

Romeo Beckham Is 26th Most Stylish 'Man' , According To GQ Magazine

2011-01-05T19:17:00.002+08:00

Romeo Beckham, son of David and Victoria has been named 26th Most Stylish Man (he is technically not a man yet) by GQ Magazine.

Only eight and already on the GQ's Best Dressed List, you Mr. Romeo are living the dream.

I am not sure to be happy or jealous.

Video: Neil Warnock Teases Jamie Redknapp’s Dress Sense

2011-01-05T19:14:00.002+08:00

Who doesn't like football banter??

Robinho Gets Injured By Kicking TV Camera During Milan vs Al-Ahli

2011-01-04T06:00:00.002+08:00

I feel sorry for that poor camera.

New Year's Greeting From FRMS

2011-01-01T00:21:00.003+08:00

As we says our goodbyes to 2010, it is time to welcome 2011 as it has much excitement and surprises in store for all of us, good or bad.

This year has been an amazing year in footie from the John Terry-Wayne Bridge saga, Spain winning the World Cup,to Inter clinching the Treble and El Clasico where Barcelona trashed Real Madrid 5-0.

Well. Enough of me. Happy New Year and I wish a prosperous and happy Footie 2011 to everyone!

Benjamin Aguero Has Some Tekkers

2010-12-28T11:49:00.003+08:00

Its highly likely you're bound to be a superstar when your father is one of the best strikers in La Liga and your grandfather is Maradona.

FRMS presents to you, Benjamin Aguero, son of Sergio and grandson of the great Maradona. The video is like a punch into my ovaries. He is too cute.

Kid Insults Newly Appointed Inter Coach On Sky Italia

2010-12-28T07:18:00.003+08:00

As if you haven't heard of it , former AC Milan coach has been appointed as Internazionale coach to clean up the mess left by Rafa "Fat Spanish Waiter" Benitez.

A LIVE correspondent for Sky Italia first asked this random kid which club he supported. The answer unsurprisingly, was AC Milan, Inter's crosstown rivals/ stadium tenants/ Leonardo's former club.

When asked his feelings on the Leonardo appointment, he said (Lei) è uno stronzo - or "he is an a**hole" for the English speaking lot.

The things people do on LIVE television even if its a teenager.

Redknapp Squares Off With Robert Pires, Van der Vaart Molests Himself In The Background

2010-12-28T03:16:00.002+08:00

Harry Redknapp clearly was not happy when former Arsenal player/current Aston Villa grandpa committed a foul on his player right in front of those barely there eyes.

Harry, being Harry , did what he could do and that was to square off against the Frenchman. Thankfully, in football, there is someone who is called the 4th official. Useless but on occasions, beneficial.

In the background, check out for some Rafael van der Vaart twitching itchiness.

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year Everybody!

2010-12-25T00:15:00.009+08:00

I would like to wish everybody a wonderful and joyful Merry Christmas. Enjoy all the mince pies and Bûche de Noëls and get drunk with all wine life can offer because you all have been nice kids... ~~YEAH RIGHT!~~

FRMS would like to wish everybody Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Please expect a long hiatus as I'll try cure my hangovers and snap back from my reverie of me having a drink alone with Senor Jose while looking into his eyes and feeling his perfectly tailored suit.

Pic nicked off from realmadrid.com

Afellay Has Arrived In Barcelona

2010-12-24T08:16:00.004+08:00

Dutch international/ hottie Ibrahim Afellay is officially a FC Barcelona player after his arrival in the Catalan capital to finalize the terms in his contract.

Good luck, Ibrahim! Another hottie to add to the sexy superstars at Barca!

For all you ladies out there, check out the pics from his medical.

Real Madrid Celebrate By Slapping Crotches

2010-12-24T06:46:00.002+08:00

In Real Madrid's 8-0 demolition of Levante in the Copa Del Rey, the Real players huddled up for a group hug and some crotch slapping.

Poor Marcelo.

Messi Never Dives! Take Note C-Ron

2010-12-24T00:23:00.003+08:00

Maybe Lionel Messi was a diver during the old days where he was styling THAT long hair but now with a better and shorter crop, he just uses those incredible feet to show the rest of us mere mortals some of that Messi-Magic.

Cristiano, you better jot down some notes here.

Atletico Bilbao Coach Joaquin Caparros Does A Pep Guardiola vs Cristiano Ronaldo Imitation

2010-12-23T23:10:00.005+08:00

Athletic Bilbao coach Joaquin Caparros showed his Barcelona counterpart his best imitation of the infamous Pep-Guardiola- Cristiano-Ronaldo-pushing that occurred during El Clasico during their stalemate 0-0 draw in the Copa Del Rey. Joaquin later smiled and gave a thumps up to Guardiola.

If all managers were this friendly...

Manchester United Players Visit Children's Hospital In Manchester

2010-12-23T09:09:00.004+08:00

Manchester United's players visited patients at cancer research centre The Christie and the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital.

It has almost become a tradition as the Reds annually visit the patients as they delivered presents to the patients, many who will not be home for Christmas.

I love this festive season.

Pics from ManUtd.com

Arsenal Wish Merry Christmas, Sagna Sings Christmas Carol, Arshavin Cannot Fully Pronounce Arsenal

2010-12-22T09:28:00.003+08:00

Arsenal get into the Christmas party season by recording a video to all Arsenal members featuring the great Andrei Arshavin, Nicklas Bendtner, Arsene Wenger, cutie Marouane Chamakh, another cutie Jack Wilshere, Gael Clichy, Wojciech Szczesny (pronounced as voy-check chesney) and Sagna's singing abilities.

Its too funny. Watch it.

Balotelli Gets Cocky, Wears Ridiculous Hat

2010-12-22T00:25:00.005+08:00

Before Manchester City's 2-1 defeat to Everton at Eastlands, Mario Balotelli arrived at Eastlands wearing THAT (pic above) horrendous hat.

He also said in the press in response to winning Tuttosport's "Golden Boy" award that the previous winners of the award such as Rafael van der Vaart, Wayne Rooney, Cesc Fabregas are not as talented as him.

"There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All the others are behind me. I am delighted to receive the award, but who else would have won if not me? Two years ago I finished sixth and then fourth in 2009. Now it's my turn, no?"

Yeah, Lionel Messi, one of the greatest players ( who btw, has a better goal-to-game ratio than yours) is way out of your league, my over-confident, selfish friend.

Oh yeah, he doesn't know who is Jack Wilshere, who came in second for the award.

What's his name? Wil...? No, I just don’t know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I'll try to be careful," Balotelli said. "Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won."

No wonder Mourinho couldn't handle him.

Picture from Dirty Tackle

Villareal Players Star In Christmas Advert

2010-12-21T22:36:00.004+08:00

Footballers get more involved into the Christmas spirit. Brilliant. We need more stuff like this.

Featuring Giuseppe Rossi singing like an Italian chef.

Dimi Wins Bulgarian Footballer Of The Years, Demands Not To Be Voted Anymore

2010-12-21T22:23:00.003+08:00

Dimitar Berbatov has been voted Bulgarian Footballer of the Year for the 7th (yes you read that right) time in 2002, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009 and now 2010. During the acceptance speech he asked the people to stop voting for him so one of the younger players can win the award.

“I prefer to see some of the younger lads winning the award. Please, don’t vote for me anymore.”

Here's a parody that is related. Press CC for English subtitles. Watch it! You'll fall due to extreme humour of this video.

Manchester United's Players' Christmas Party

2010-12-21T02:20:00.006+08:00

Sir Alex has not been a fan of Christmas parties but the lads were allowed to have some fun on a night out in Manchester.

JOS with Wes Brown.

J-Evra or Ji-Sung Park and Patrice Evra alongside Federico Macheda.

Mikey Owen, Mr.Rooney, Darron Gibson, Jonny Evans with Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs and Edwin van der Sar at the back.

The twins Rafael and Fabio alongside Chris Smalling and Rio Ferdinand

Picture from Football United blogs

Mourinho Press Conference: Thinks Vietnamese League Is Better Than Sevilla Match, Brings A Paper Listing Referee's Mistakes

2010-12-21T01:27:00.005+08:00

I love Mourinho press conferences.

A weekend of footy is not complete without looking into the bedroom eyes of that sexy silver fox and see his lips move when he speaks about football and gives a funny quote along the line.

Anyway *hits head to enter back to reality* , after Real Madrid's 1-0 against Sevilla. It was not an entertaining match unless you're into fracas, kicking, moaning, fighting,etc.

During the post-match press conference, the Real Madrid manager arrived into the arena holding a club-crested paper handed by an unknown person apparently listing 13 mistakes by the officials during that match.

"There were 13 serious mistakes by the referee," Mourinho told the post-match news conference.

"I don't feel under pressure when I am doing what I like doing, and I like to coach. I am tired of this. My team needs to be defended. If I say what I think, I will be on the front pages tomorrow and I will be suspended. There is a club and a structure and I want them to defend my team from there."

Mourinho did not read from the mysterious paper by citing that he is tired of being the only one at Madrid who was defending its interests and he also demanded a private meeting with Florentino Perez to discuss the need of a new striker due to absence of Gonzalo Higuain to injury whom is currently replaced by the not-meeting-expectation-of-Mourinho Karim Benzema.

He also made a very humourous remark as the match was “too ugly to be a game of football” and the effervescent Mourinho would rather watch a game in the Vietnamese league. Candid.

True Spirit Of Football: Espanyol Supporters Thank Iniesta For Jarque Tribute

2010-12-20T23:13:00.005+08:00

In the latest Catalan derby, Barcelona trashed their city rivals Espanyol away from home by the scoreline of 5-1. Pretty much every Barcelona player was booed by Espanyol but not Andres Iniesta, a rarity in modern day football.

No one can forget Iniesta's remarkable tribute to Espanyol captain and close friend Dani Jarque after his suffered a fatal heart attack in the team's hotel during pre-season.

A fan tributes to Iniesta using the same words written on THAT shirt that shall forever live in the hearts of the people and in Spanish football's history.

This gesture by Espanyol fans is superb. This is the true spirit of football from Iniesta's tribute to Jarque to the Espanyol supporters' standing ovation to Andres. We should all learn from Iniesta and the Espanyol fans. Amazing.

Dani Jarque: You Will Forever Be In Our Hearts And We Still Miss You.

Just For Fun: Research On Messi's Hair

2010-12-20T11:13:00.005+08:00

Left: The Old One Right: The New Shorter Crop

Lionel Messi is not just a footballer. He is adored by kids, envied by men (even the tall ones) and stalked by women .

He rules this world and its people. Everybody loves Leo. His bedroom eyes, his height (or lack of) , the way he plays football and I am so totally digging his new look.

The picture on the right is the crop he played with during El Clasico (the picture is not from El Clasico, I know. Its the same do) and on the left, we have Leo during the Espanyol game with a shorter do.

Are you pro Messi-with-his-long-above-shoulder hair or you likey Messi-with-short-sexy-schoolboy hair?

Tell me your opinion in the comments section and if you want to here more of my ramblings, follow me on Twitter.

Abidal Celebrates Pedro's Goal By Slapping Messi

2010-12-20T06:03:00.002+08:00

Eric Abidal accidentally gave Lionel Messi a slap in the face after Pedro ( or Pedrito, as I like to call him) scored a goal in the El Derbi Barceloni ( Catalan derby) between Barcelona and Espanyol. Abidal slapped Messi as he was going to involve himself in their post-goal celebration group hug.

The ever so cool Messi just left it in the back of his head.

Ian Holloway Funny Tirade Against Fifa, "Useless Platini" And Blackburn's Owners

2010-12-19T12:10:00.004+08:00

Blackpool manager is know for his rants, before recently he was furious with Wayne Rooney for the contract saga. Now Holloway's at it again giving his opinions on how useless FIFA are -which is a well known fact- , how useless is Michel Platini and how stupid are the Indian owners at Blackburn.

Look out for Holloway's terrible attempt at a French accent.

Craig Gordon Superb Save

2010-12-19T00:31:00.001+08:00

Probably the save of the season. Great silks by the Scotsman, as Rio would have called it.

Champions League Draw Results

2010-12-18T14:13:00.003+08:00

The Champions League draw took place in the HQ of UEFA in Nyon, Switzerland yesterday and the draws are quite interesting. FRMS takes a look and gives an opinion.

Ignore the lady on the left.

First legs to be played on 15/16 and 22/23 February

Second legs to be played on 8/9 and 15/16 March

AS Roma vs Shakhtar Donetsk

Shakhtar Donetsk will take on Italy's Roma in the last 16 of the Champions League and Shakhtar defied all odds after they defeated favourites Arsenal and topped their group.

FRMS Prediction: As much as I like Shakhtar , I can only see one winner and that winner is Roma based on experience.

AC Milan vs Tottenham Hotspur

Spurs made history as they topped their group and went past the group stages after a long absence (40 years or something) from the competition.

Spurs might be newbies but they will be travelling to San Siro, a familiar ground for the North London side especially to Gareth Bale who scored a hat-trick against San Siro OTHER tenant's Inter.

FRMS Prediction: This is a tough decision to make as two great attacking forces meet in the biggest competition in the world. My admiration for Spurs have grown over the years with their attacking flair but their leaky defense means me leaning -only just- towards the Italian side.

Valencia vs Schalke 04

Both Schalke and Valencia have prowess in front of goal with the German side having the legendary, incredible Raul on their team alongside Klass Jan Huntelaar while Valencia have coped with the losses of the Davids, Silva and Villa well after new signing Roberto Soldado living up to expectations.

Don't forget that this tie means Raul going back to Spain. Long Live Raul!

FRMS Prediction: Another difficult one to predict but I expect Schalke's experience as well as their solid defense to come on top against Valencia. ( I still love you, Valencia)

Inter vs Bayern Munich

A replay of last year's final which gives Bayern the opportunity to revenge their 2-0 defeat thanks to a Diego Milito brace. Holders Inter - under new manager Rafael Benitez- surprisingly ( for some at least) finished second after being embarrassed by a rampant Spurs side on both occasions they met in the group stages.

FRMS Prediction: Let's face the fact. Rafa Benitez is NOT José Mourinho in every possible way from his sense of style from length of his waistband to gorgeous sexy looks of Mourinho and of course - the 2nd most important of the lot- sheer footballing genius.

Bayern, on the other hand, have Louis Van Gaal as their manager who has the likes of Franck Ribery, Marc Van Bommel, Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller in his squad. I am predicting....A Bayern win.

Adios Fat Spanish Waiter!

Lyon vs Real Madrid

Every Real Madrid fan would have been feeling a little nervy after they were drawn against Lyon, the same team who beat them last year at the same stage of the season. This is certainly an interesting tie and an inspired Lyon can beat any team in Europe.

Mourinho's job will be to erase that memory as well as to break the hoodoo of Real Madrid not advancing past the Round Of 16 after failing to reach the quarters for six years in a row.

FRMS Prediction: Not even the Gourcuff factor can save Lyon as Mourinho will be more determined than ever to make sure Real Madrid book their place in the quarter finals of the Champions League.

Arsenal vs Fc Barcelona

The draw every neutral and non-Arsenal fan was hoping for.

Arsenal finished second which meant facing one of the big boys of Europe at such an early stage in the competition and nothing gets bigger than FC Barcelona, possibly the best team in the world especially with the legendary magician, Lionel Messi scoring goals for them.

This exciting draw also means Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas will be travelling back - if he is fit- to his hometown to face his childhood club and the club he shamelessly flirted with during the summer on a will-he-won't-he transfer saga before committing himself to the Gunners.

FRMS Prediction: Clearly expecting a Barcelona win. Messi factor plays a huge role and Barcelona are not even a one-man team with the likes of Xavi, Iniesta, Villa to be wary of.

I expect Messi to score 10 goals against THAT defense. Seriously.

Marseille vs Manchester United

Gabriel Heinze will be returning back to his former club and don't expect a warm reception from the Old Trafford faithful as he once tried to sign for Liverpool.

United have a great record against French opposition but don't expect many goals to be scored. Marseille is also the former club of the King, Eric Cantona.

FRMS Prediction: No predictions for my life-long love, Man United. Its just not to jinx them. Sorry for the biasness.

FC Copenhagen vs Chelsea

FC Copenhagen might be lowly on paper but they have a great home record including drawing 1-1 against Barcelona in the group stages. Chelsea, on the other hand, are having a slight blip but when ties are played, I expect them to start scoring goals for fun.

FRMS Prediction: Chelsea win. ....

"Where's Xavi" Girl Meets Xavi!

2010-12-17T11:12:00.003+08:00

During Spain's World Cup victory parade in Madrid last summer, a girl named Alleke was excited to see her favorite player, Xavi. But when Xavi and the rest of the team rode by on their open-top bus without stopping to talk to her, she started to weep.

Of course, her mother recorded the whole incident and posted the "Where's Xavi?" incident on YouTube, which went viral and got the attention of Catalonia's TV3.The tv network made arrangements and during the Catalonian Sports Awards, Alleke got the chance to meet Xavi in a special segment. Alleke was presented with a Barca shirt with her name on the back, signed by her idol. Later, she went up on stage and gave a hug and a kiss to Xavi.

The incident. Might make you bawl.

Rushden & Diamonds Goalkeeper Dies After Fiancee's Affair With John Terry's Bro

2010-12-17T10:33:00.004+08:00

Goalkeeper Dale Roberts committed suicide after his fiancee had an affair with Paul Terry, the ~~less talented~~ older brother of John Terry.

According to The Sun, that Dale, aged 24, was found dead when his cheating fiancee, Lindsey Cowan, returned to the apartment they shared and discovered that the door was locked from the inside.

The couple broke up but got back together and were engaged before his tragic death. Dale felt embarrassed and was taking anti-depressants.

Adam Johnson grew up with Dale and their folks were close friends.

"I'm absolutely devastated about Dale's passing. He was a really good friend.I grew up with Dale. We were in the same class at school and also played at Middlesborough together. His parents are friends with my parents and we often went on holiday together."

My hearts goes out to Dale's family. What a tragedy at such a young age.

Something Related: Read FourFourTwo's Andy Mitten's take on depression in football. A must read.

Messi Shops With His Mother In Milan

2010-12-17T10:08:00.003+08:00

As spotted by the lovely ladies at Kickette, Lionel Messi was seen shopping with his mother in the fashion capital of Milan.

Awww..he is helping his mom look fabulous! I suddenly love him more.

Coleen Rooney in Littlewoods Clothes

2010-12-17T01:33:00.003+08:00

Littlewoods Ambassador, Coleen Rooney poses in sexy clothes and killer shoes to promote the line which is tailored for women of "all sizes and shapes".

Coleen roots for hubby Wayne in a Red Devil inspired outfit. Loving those shoes with the cute ribbons!

Shoes I'd Kill For: Those Christian Louboutins! Jealousy runs through my veins.

Rio Promoting SoccerXiser Pro: Is It Even Real?

2010-12-17T00:21:00.003+08:00

I have yet to receive confirmation from Rio Ferdinand ( or anyone else) that this video has any chance of being authentic at all.

I'll sum it up for you.

1. Rio (and you might be too) is annoyed with the host.

2 The host calls Ryan Giggs "Bryan Giggs" . Manchester United "Manchester Little Red Devils" and oh yeah, calls Rio Ferdinand "Raul Ferdinand".

Zidane Still Has Tekkers: Amazing Skills

2010-12-17T00:11:00.002+08:00

Zinedine Zidane proved to doubters and haters that he still has some of those skills that moulded him into a world-class player in the latest edition of the Match Against Poverty against Olympiacos All Stars.

Boys Night Out: Spurs Players Hit Nightclub For Christmas Party

2010-12-16T23:03:00.008+08:00

The boys of Tottenham Hotspurs defied against manager Harry Redknapp's orders as they hit nightclub Movida for a Christmas celebration. Harry is not going to be a happy man.

Aye Aye Captain: Skipper Ledley King clearly looking drunk in the back of his car.

Rafael Van der Vaart, Luka Modric and Vedran Carluka share a laugh while ~~posing~~ avoiding the cameras. Rafa, you are supposed to take care of your injured hamstring, not party!

~~Andy Gray's crush~~ Tottenham's golden boy looks...scary.

Blackburn Have Contacted Legend Diego Maradona

2010-12-16T02:07:00.003+08:00

After Sam Allardyce's sacking, rumours were going around Footie Town that Venky's had Diego Maradona lined-up for the Lancashire gig.

Venkys’ chairwoman Anuradha Desai has confirmed that, upon their arrival at Ewood Park, initial contact was made with Diego’s representatives – although talks quickly took a hit.

“We thought about Maradona as a coach after we took over. Talks were at the initial stage then, but there is no development on that front yet.

“For now, the current coach [caretaker Steve Kean] will be the manager till the end of the season. There is no question of signing anyone for such a short time.”

Messi's Napkin Contract

2010-12-16T01:56:00.004+08:00

In 2000, 13 year old Lionel Messi's father threatened to bring back Messi to Argentina if a deal could not be struck between Leo and FC Barcelona.

A meeting was held between both parties including sporting director Carles Rexach in a restaurant and Carles asked a barman to bring over a pen and paper but then the barman ends up giving a serviette.

Little did he know that what was going to be written on it would be a piece of footballing as Lionel Messi signed his first contract for the Catalans on THAT napkin.

Just imagine how much is that napkin worth now?

The video shows the holy napkin and Messi's skills when he was a teenager and boy, was he good.

Andres Iniesta Stars In A Weird Commercial With A Bear

2010-12-16T01:26:00.003+08:00

Andrés Iniesta recently starred in advert alongside a bear (??) aired in Spain to promote some kind of footie channel and I have to say, this advert is ridiculous and cute at the same time.

This is the translation I got from A Football Report since I can't speak Spanish.

“We met each other a year ago, by accident, and since then, we’ve been inseparable.We share a house, friends, and hobbies.We share happy moments (world cup shot).We accept each other through the good and the not so good.But, there’s another way to take care of your best friend…This is our first Christmas together, and I’m going to surprise [the bear]If you have someone very special…this Christmas, the best gift is Gol Television."

Chilean Miners Visit Old Trafford & Carrington

2010-12-14T21:40:00.004+08:00

These 33 men need no introduction after their amazing survival story to be caved in under neath the ground for 69 days before being rescued. Manchester United gave the men a tour of Old Trafford and their training ground, Carrington.

The players pose with the miners at Carrington.

Wayne Rooney was happy to sign a football for a Chilean miner.

The men pose with the Chilean flag at pitch side before Manchester United's clash against Arsenal. Why is that dude holding an accordion?

Even the fans gave the miners a warm welcome in a chilly night at Old Trafford.

Sam Allardyce Sacked!!

2010-12-14T01:17:00.004+08:00

Here I was making a nice cup of coffee when I learned Sam Allardyce had been sacked as manager of Blackburn Rovers thanks to Twitter.

The owners said that he left as part of the "wider plans" of the club's Indian owners. Sam left alongside assistant Neil McDonald and first team coach Steve Kean has filled the void for the "immediate future".

This is The Venky's Group first drastic action since recently completing a takeover of the club.

The club owners released a statement:

"The Venky's Group, owners of Blackburn Rovers Football Club, has today confirmed the departure of manager Sam Allardyce and assistant manager Neil McDonald with immediate effect.

"First-team coaching duties will be taken on by Steve Kean (currently first-team coach) for the immediate future.

"We have taken this decision as part of our wider plans and ambitions for the club.

"We would like to put on record our thanks to Mr. Allardyce for his contribution to Blackburn Rovers Football Club."

Benzema, Di Maria, Ozil And Xabi Alonso Look Like Animals?

2010-12-14T00:55:00.004+08:00

Tomás Roncero, writer for Madrid-based newspaper AS, has gained media attention after his rant on some of Real Madrid players looking like certain types of animals.“Benzema is a harmless kitty, Di María is a pit-bull, Özil is a German shepherd, Xabi Alonso a Siberian husky.” says Roncero.

FRMS takes a look.

This Tomas man may have a point. Do you agree?

2010-12-14T00:55:00.000+08:00

The Angry and Hurt Mourinho

2010-12-13T14:43:00.005+08:00

José Mourinho is still a great manager, even after Real Madrid's 5-0 defeat to Barcelona. Everyone knows José wants the best from his players. So when Karim Benzema missed a great chance against Real Zaragoza , Mourinho reacted the way Mourinho would act.

But then, karma is everywhere. After the second half commenced, after Angel Di Maria put Madrid 3-1 in front, Mourinho accidentally hit his head on the dugout. The bump required attention from the physio but need not worry, The Special One is still alive.

Poor Ol' Woy: Hodgson's Infamous Facerub

2010-12-13T14:38:00.002+08:00

As a staunch Manchester United supporter, I am obligated to dislike anything associated with Anfield .

But at the end of the day, you gotta feel for this man. He inherited a sh*t side from a sh*t manager and is given the job to bring back Liverpool some action of Champions League football.

Newcastle won 3-1 but by the Toon's second goal, he just lost it. By rubbing his face.

The Messi-ah With His Disciples

2010-12-10T03:49:00.005+08:00

Not exactly but in another world, it would make perfect sense.

He'd blend in with all of those cute kids any day.

Thirty-three lucky school children were able to participate in an UNICEF organized event in support of children's rights. They got to quiz Leo Messi too.

Click here to read Leo's interview. He talks about his decision to leave Argentina ( which resulted in him crying. *sobs*) , his responsibility as a role model, the crisis in Haiti and his life-long commitment to Barcelona.

Guti crashes his car, attacks cameraman, charged for drunk driving

2010-12-09T02:24:00.002+08:00

Former Real Madrid star Guti apparently hit the night clubs after his Besiktas side beat Bursaspor 1-0 in their Turkish Super League match on Sunday. Around 4 a.m. on Monday morning, he accidentally drifted into the wrong lane and collided with a bus. Nobody was hurt with only minor damage. Police arrested him for drunk driving and reports say that his blood alcohol level was five times higher than the legal limit in Israel. Police slapped him a fine and took away his license.

To one's suprise , Guti told Marca that he wasn't drunk at all:

"I understand that here in Turkey things are exaggerated about me, but it's a lie to say I was drunk.
"It was a light crash. Only broke the mirror of my car. There is no further damage."

The evidence suggests otherwise, my (drunk) friend.

Famous Footie Lovers: Rio Interviews Snoop Dogg

2010-12-08T15:56:00.002+08:00

Mr. Rio Ferdinand interviewed the one and only Snoop Dogg who recently performed in Manchester wearing a Manchester United jersey. MUFC fan? Not so as he also likes Chelsea and Arsenal. His team is Brazil. No USA?

Visit Rio's #5 Magazine. It's AWESOME!

Run, Pedro, RUN!

2010-12-07T16:41:00.003+08:00

A confusion between the Spanish Football Federation and FC Barcelona left the Catalan club late to Estadio Reyno de Navarra, home of FC Osasuna. Read the full story of El Confusion here but imagine this happening everyday. A famous footballer running across you at the train station. Lace up, stalkers!

The confusion might have lead people to expect Barcelona to slip (especially with the fatigue from travelling) but Messi was the man of the match after slipping in a pass for Pedrito in the first half and added by a superb run and a goal from the spot in the second half.

Picture nicked from the twitter account of @marcosperiodico. All credits go to him.

Congrats For The Birth Of Leo Torres

2010-12-07T16:24:00.007+08:00

I would like to wish the Torres household a big congratulations after Fernando's wife Olalla gave birth to a son named Leo. The birth of his son meant that Torres was given paternity leave and skipped Liverpool's 3-0 win against Aston Villa. The couple already have a daughter, Nora.

Trivia: Leo was born on the 74th minute of the Villa game and on the exact same date as King Ferdinand IV of Spain.

FRMS wishes the biggest congratulations to the couple!

Arsenal WAGs For A Cause

2010-12-07T16:11:00.005+08:00

Arsenal's WAGs ABC or Aimee Van Ommen (Verma’s gf), Bouchra Van Persie (RVP’s wife) and Carla Dona Garcia (Cesc’s gf) organized a charity ball with SOS to help raise money for orphanages in Zambia. The event was held at Claridge's Ball in London.

Bouchra,Carla and Aimee together.

Cesc was there to support his lady at the event.

Gael Clichy also attended the event alongside his GF, Charlene.

Arsenal legend Thierry Henry alongside captain Cesc.

England lads Kieran Gibbs and Jack Wilshere were also present all suited up!

All pics from Kickette

Roy Keane: England Bid A Waste Of Time

2010-12-06T20:13:00.002+08:00

The effervescent Keane also told England that "no one died" and they should move on from it as he views the choices for the 2018 and 2022 World Cup as an opportunity for these countries to prove themselves to the rest of the world.

For Post World Cup Bid Announcement Hangovers

2010-12-03T01:27:00.003+08:00

..listen to Nani's interview for Rio Ferdinand's online magazine FIVE as a way to brighten up your day. Nani talks about how the name 'Nani' came about, hardest trainer at Carrington as well as the worst dresser in the squad.

Nani tries to act British too. FAIL.

Shocks Of The Year: Russia and Qatar Win 2018 & 2022 World Cup Bid

2010-12-03T00:42:00.006+08:00

"Yes, uzzz Fifa only care abouts zee money."

Russia's Igor Shuvalov, Russia's deputy minister steals the World Cup away from Blatter. Russia will be the first Eastern European country to host the WC. Out of the 16 stadias proposed, 13 need to be built.

Emir of the State of Qatar Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al-Thani and his wife Sheikha Moza bint Nasser Al-Missned receive the World Cup trophy.

Don't be sad, William. At least you have Kate. Remember, you have a wedding to plan.

Roman: You think you can help England win? Please, I bought 3 titles for Chelsea and I can buy the 2018 bid.

I know there is all these talk about Qatar and its human rights issues, etc. but c'mon! Who wouldn't want a fully air-conditioned stadium??!

Here is what went down behind closed doors.

2018 World Cup

Round 1: England 2 votes, Netherlands/Belgium 4 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 9 votes (as no absolute majority was reached, the candidate with least amount of votes, England, was eliminated)

Round 2: Netherlands/Belgium 2 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 13 votes (Russia obtained an absolute majority)

2022 World Cup

Round 1: Australia 1 vote, Japan 3 votes, Korea Republic 4 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 3 votes (Australia eliminated)

Round 2: Japan 2 votes, Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 10 votes and USA 5 votes (Japan eliminated)

Round 3: Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 6 votes (Korea Republic eliminated)

Round 4: Qatar 14 votes and USA 8 votes (Qatar obtained an absolute majority)

El Clásico: What A Crazy Game

2010-11-30T15:55:00.002+08:00

Yesterday's El Clásico was living up to its expectation, which was goals but not quite for Real Madrid since Barcelona won 5-0 at the Nou Camp against Jose Mourinho's Los Blancos. It did get a little bit dirty though.

A fracas began when Ronaldo pushed Guardiola in the first half. Guardiola was having the match ball on the sidelines and

The incident came about when a ball went into touch and was picked up by Guardiola. When Ronaldo came to take the ball for the throw-in, Guardiola held the ball away from the player with this right hand. After Ronaldo spend a moment reaching for the ball, Guardiola flicked the ball away, along the sideline. As Ronaldo turned toward the ball, frustration was obvious in Ronnie's face and he pushed Guardiola away.

Note to Ronnie: If you were still at United, Fergie would have murdered you for that.

More fights came in stoppage time after Sergio Ramos fouled Lionel Messi. After his foul, all the players went to the referee with Ramos pushing his own Spain teammate, Carles Puyol causing the referee to show a red card to Ramos. In the video below, you can also see in the end, Gerard Pique fighting with his Spanish teammate, Iker Casillas

And yes, the goals.

United For Unicef

2010-11-30T15:45:00.004+08:00

Manchester United's annual charity dinner for UNICEF went underway after United's 7-1 thumping of Blackburn.

5 Star Dimitar added some edginess to a very conventional dinner with jeans and sneakers. He is Berbatov, he can do anything he wants.

Budding bromance of Jonny Evans and Darron Gibson who always hang out together. BFFs.

Macheda with his beautiful girlfriend, Sophie together on the red carpet.

Cristiano Ronaldo's ex, Gemma Atkinson was also present wearing an elegant gown.

On form Nani with his girlfriend Daniela Martins. Kudos for the trench coat and killer heels.

Patrice Evra went with his wife, Sandra wearing a fur coat to the dinner. Please be faux fur. We don't want animal cruelty.

Red Cards Conspiracy In Amsterdam

2010-11-25T17:58:00.006+08:00

Controversy surrounds Real Madrid after both Xabi Alonso and Sergio Ramos received second yellow cards for time wasting. It seems that José Mourinho had orchestrated a devious plan to get both Xabi and Sergio so they would have a clean slate when Real Madrid (already qualified) play in the round of 16.

This video shows Mourinho instructing Xabi and a Real Madrid coach telling Casillas to whisper to Ramos about "something" . Iker can't even look at Sergio!

A Tribute To Chicharito

2010-11-25T15:56:00.002+08:00

Chicharito has become officially a hero. Chicharito has this new song written about him by The World Red Army Ft Salsa star Choco Orta. Some of the lyrics include "Chico Chicharito he's got the gift of god from up above" and "he scores from any where don't you know"

Mourinho Not So Happy At Ramos Taking Penalty

2010-11-22T15:59:00.003+08:00

José Mourinho was clearly not happy when Sergio Ramos stepped up to the plate to score a penalty for Real Madrid.

According to Mourinho’s el número 2, Aitor Karanka, "Cristiano Ronaldo is the penalty taker, but Sergio Ramos approached him and told him he was feeling confident... Mourinho was surprised to realise what was happening as he likes to having everything under control."

Sergio Ramos did convert the penalty to make it 3-1. The video clearly shows Mourinho asking “Why did he take it?” and how much of a control freak he really is. If Mou is so angry for not listening to his instructions, imagine how pissed he might have been if Ramos missed?

Suarez Does A Mike Tyson And Eto'o Does A Zidane

2010-11-22T15:43:00.002+08:00

Firstly, Luis Suarez. Yes, Ajax's captain may have done a "Hand Of God" Part 2 but no one saw this coming. In Ajax's match against PSV Eindhoven (that ended 0-0), Ajax's Rasmus Lindren was shown a straight red for a ruthless challenge on Ibrahim Afellay (set to join Barca in January).

His challenge started off a fracas between the two clubs. During the scuffle, Suarez fleetingly seemed to bite PSV’s Otman Bakkal on the shoulder.

The ref was in a very good position when this Tyson-esque thing happened and Suarez went out unpunished. After the final whistle, Suarez and Bakkal left the pitch side by side. Problem solved.

Inter Milan's crisis intensified with a 2-1 defeat at Chievo where Samuel Eto'o committed a Zidane-like headbutt that could result in a lengthy suspension.

In a moment of madness similar , Eto'o headbutted Bostjan Cesar in the chest after having been hit by the defender. The referee missed the incident but the big boys at Serie A are surely to look at video evidence and will certainly give him a lengthy ban.

Eric Cantona: 21st Century Che Guevara

2010-11-22T15:30:00.003+08:00

Monsieur Eric Cantona is making headlines ( and trending on twitter, mind you) after his public statement urging people to stop protesting on the streets by holding placards but a more radical revolution against the banking stratum.

In an interview with local newspaper Presse Océan, the former Man Utd star urged anti-bank protesters simply to withdraw their money from the banks rather than striking against them.

Cantona's words has made the public more aware of the situation and the public have already decided a date, 7th December, to withdraw all their money from the banks.

North London Derby: Nasri Does A Wayne Bridge

2010-11-21T13:16:00.002+08:00

In pre-match interviews, Samir Nasri did say that he will NOT shake former Arsenal captain William Gallas' hand because even when Gallas was with the red half of North London, the two did not have a great relationship.

The French internationals had a bit of a row during international duty. Gallas was pissed because Nasri sat on Thierry Henry's seat. Pretty lame because it is not like Gallas slept with Nasri's girlfriend Tatiana Golovin.

At the end of the day, it was Gallas who had the last laugh as Spurs came back from a 2 goal deficit and scored thrice with gives Spurs all 3 points against their bitter rivals.

Nasri's diss...

Blast from the past: Wayne Bridge's handshake with JT that DID NOT HAPPEN. Ah, those were the days.

Sky HD's New Ad Featuring Ferdinand and Tevez

2010-11-17T15:46:00.001+08:00

Rio surely would have loved to see this advert all over the world.

Manchester United Have So Much Debt...

2010-11-14T16:03:00.002+08:00

...that they cannot even afford to print an extra "Darren Fletcher 24" shirt printed. The Scotsman had a blow to the mouth that have left his kit bloodstained. Albert the kitman did not bring any extra kits for Fletch so he was basically anonymous for the rest of the game.

Another reason to protest against the Glazers. Green and Gold Till The Club Is Sold.

Manchester Derby Table Football Style

2010-11-13T17:50:00.002+08:00

The real Manchester derby may have ended in a 0-0 stalemate at the City of Manchester Stadium which may have geared up the lads for quite a scoreline. According to Rio Ferdinand, United won the match by 10 goals but they could not keep a clean sheet as the City boys put 3 goals past United.

James Milner, Adam Johnson, Rio Ferdinand, Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez, Darron Gibson and Tinchy Styder all played table football to mark the opening of Nike's first "football only" store in the world on Market Street in Manchester.

Why is Adam Johnson pouting his mouth?

Why Tinchy Styder?? Sean Wright-Phillips was too busy apparently so they went for his lookalike.